Irony...

Many people have come and told me that they like me because I am very wise. They look up to me for the wisdom I pass on. If they wanted an "Agony Aunt" I will be the first person to come to their minds.

Haa!

Of what use is this wisdom? Does it prevent me from getting hurt? Does it foretell me the pain that I might endure? Does it help me in identifying douche bags who might bother me?

What use, you tell me?...