funny

Overheard...
X-Girlfriend (who wanted to get back with the guy): How are you? Been long..
Guy: Yeah, am good..been married and all...
Girl: Whaat!!! When did that happen? You did not even bother to inform me...I mean...you know, may be, some last chance to get back together ...
Guy: Yah..well I thought it was over. You said it. I believed ya...
Girl: You never believed anything that I told you, and this you did...How could you??
Guy: Umm..umm...I am sorry? But, anyways, its been long, and I guess its just cool to just you know meet you again, like this...
Girl: Hm...I know..I always liked your never say never attitude....
Guy: Umm..yeah, but wasn't that like 2 years ago! I am definitely not gonna teach that to my kid..
Girl: Kid!!!!
Guy: Yaeh, mine...
Girl: What!!! WTF!!! you married another woman, and now you are telling me that you also had the balls to have a kid with her..

Guy: FAINTS!!!

Passerby: Lollllll

Lol!!!

Hear this...

After tuesday, even the calendar says...W...T...F...


Lolllz !!!

Lol :)

If you sprinkle
While you tinkle
You better be sweet
And wipe the seat!

Reads one of the posters in my office loo :)

Wish males could understand it !

One of the several weird captcha's i have come across :)

Conversation

I: Dude, will you just stop shaking? I do not like you jerking like that, with so full of energy!

He: Well, I do it cos that's how I do it !!

I: But then, don't you do it everyday, more than once in a day, am sure !

He: Can't help it? Its an act to satisfy my basic needs!

I: But you can just stop. Be a traveler. You know like camp at places here and there and not ever be at a permanent place!! This would definitely help in reducing the frequency of your act!

He: How can you ever say something like that? Have you never heard of stories and fables, wherein I am the hero. Even a King learns lesson from me!!

I: There are many things in stories/fairy tales that do not exist. Happily Everafter, for example...

He: Huh? You are just not ready to see beyond the bottomlines. Now keep quite, and let me continue my work.

I: I swear, you are forcing me to use my weight and crash you down. I will tie you like...Sharon Stone does in Basic Instinct!

He: You think, this will scare me?? Do what you may. I am not going to give up, if you can understand that!!

I: Huh!!

He: Huh !!!

....and that's how a conversation went between me and the tiny little spider spinning his web near my bedroom's window !!

Such is life !!